Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Freedom Is Anything You Want It To Be
Dark Tumblr Themes

The reason I haven’t texted you is because I’m waiting for you to miss me.

"I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again."
-Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

image

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

image

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

image

“Drink” it…

image

And no more will come out.

image

So here’s my proposition…

image

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark